One odd duck

I decided to attempt a Woodman's sale list yesterday at the request of one of my readers.  Wow, what a task!  I asked at customer service and was told that sales occur when they get a good price on the product they are buying.  However, there is no easy way to determine what the sales are or when they will take place.  So I started going around the store.  At aisle 9 I noticed that each sales sign has a separate sale end date, some of which were expired!  So, defeated after over an hour in the store, I finished my shopping and went home.
That said, here is what I did write down.  I know that some of the sales end as soon as March 30th but can run as long as June 15th!  I will attempt to write down dates the next chance I have without kiddos.

Easter
mini cadbury eggs 3.29
solid milk cadbury bunny 4.29
cadbury cream eggs 2/5
Hersheys assorted candies 2.99
Robin eggs 1.69
Reeses pb eggs 2/6 (7.2 oz)
Reeses pb bunnies 2/5
Reeses pb eggs 2.99 (11.4 oz bag)
Skittles eggs .89
Dove mini chocolate bunnies 2.29
Dove eggs 3.49
M&Ms 2.69
Dove single bunny 3.89
3 Musketeers and Snickers bags 2.79
Large Reeses Bunny 3.59
marshmallow bunnies 1.19 - Melster
Brachs marshmallow bunnies 1.79
Brachs malted eggs and marshmallows 2/3
Crunch and Butterfinger eggs 2.99
Brachs Jelly Beans (premium and orchard fruit) 1.79
Brachs classic jelly beans .99

Bread
Sara Lee delightful breads 2.49
Nature's pride bread 2/4
Country hearth wheat, 12 grain, honey oat and multigrain 2.29
Beefsteak Rye 2/4
Healthy life 1.69
Hearth farms 1.69
Earth Friendly 1.69
Arnold 1.69
Kangaroo pita pockets .99
Earth grains thin buns 2.49
Pepperidge farms deli flats 2.49
S. Rosens Teibels rolls 1.29 (I bought these and they are actually pretty good!)
Gonnella Tuscan Bread 3.69 (and a 75 cent off coupon on package)

Produce section
Hostess singles .89
Strawberries .99 (compare to Target and Sentry at 2/3 however these are really really dirty and need much scrubbing!!!)
D&A Provens Herbs 2.39
Travers Bay Dried Cranberries and Cherries 2 (3 oz package)

Meat
La Prefereda Chorizo 3.99
Spring Hill bacon 2/3
Oscar Meyer fully cooked bacon 2

Chips
Tostitos salsas 2/5
Lays stax 1
Tostitos 24 oz salsas 2/6
Tostitos hint of lime and restaurant chips 2/4 ($1 off coupon on bag when buy salsa and chips)
Other tostitos 2.79
Lays 2/5
Fritto lay dips 2.29
Fritos and Cheetos 1.99
Manny's salsa 2.89

Aisle 4
Marzetti Dressing .99
Favorit jam 2.79
Newmans own dressing 2.49 (i know there was a 50 cent coupon in this weeks paper as well as on-line)
Alessi red wine vinegar 1.69
Zia Mia balsamic vinegar 4.19
Texas Toast croutons .99
Mrs. Cubbison's croutons .99
Stubb marinades 3.49
Green pearl sliced olives 1.59
Green pearl stuffed olives 1.59
Black pearl olives 1.29
Burgundy pearls 1.29
Davinci giadinera 4.49
Grey poupon (reg) 2.29
Uncle Phils mustards 1.19
Plochman mustard 2.69
Killians mustard 3.39
Reeses Horseradish 2.49
Woebers horseradish sauce 1.59

Aisle 5
Orville microwave popcorn 3/5
Jolly time microwave popcorn .99 (select varieties)
Matts cookies 2.59
Rippin good cookies 1.99 (select varieties)
Blue Diamond thins 1.69
Dare Grain 1st crackers 1.39
Zesta Saltines 1.69
Archway cookies 2.19
Alessi ladyfingers 1.89
Pepperidge farm cracers 2.49
Pepperide farm goldfish 2/3
Pepperidge farm soft cookies 2/5
Pepperidge farm 33.5 oz goldfish box 6.99
Honeymaid grahams 2/4
Nabisco saltines 1.99
Cheezits 2.49
Nabisco 100 cal packs 2/4
Chips a hoy cookies 2.50
Town house crackers 1.99
Special K crackers 2.49
Club crackers 1.99
Keebler toasteds 2.49
Oreos 2.79
Nabisco 12 packs 3.99
Wheat thins 2/4 (hang tags $1 off 2)
Keebler 100 cal packs 2.29 (hang tags $1 off 2)
Sandies 2.49
Chips Delux 1.99
Assorted Keebler 2.49
Famous Amos 1.99

Aisle 6
8.25 oz Delmonte fruit .79
Old orchard 64 oz juice 1.99 (select varieties)
Dole mandarin oranges 15 oz .89
Sunsweet prune juice 3.09
Hero juice 2.79
Juicy juice 8 pks 2/5
Juicy juice 64 oz 2/5
V8 fusion 12 oz 1.19
V8 splash 16 oz .99

Aisle 7
Quaker life cereal 2.89
Post cereals 1.99 (select varieties)
Honey bunches of oats 1.99
Mom's best 2/4
Kelloggs 2/5 (select varieties)
Cheerios 2.39 (14oz)
Frosted cheerios 2/5
Lucky charms 16 oz 2.39
Lucky charms 13.9 oz 2/4
Cinn. toast crunch 15.7 oz 2/4
Cinn. toast crunch 17 oz 2.39
Family size Special K 3.49
Cocoa puffs 16.5 oz 2/5
Reeses puffs 2.39
Cookie crist 2.39
Golden grahams and wheaties 2.39
Raisin bran crunch 3.29
Raisin bran 2.89
Corn chex 2.29
Basic 4 2.50
Honey nut clusters 2/5

Aisle 9
Ronzoni pastas .99 (select varieties) - Until 4/15
Del Fratelli tomato sauce 3/.99 - Until 6/15
Idahoan potatoes packs .49 - Until 4/13
Betty crocker potato boxes 1.09 - Until 4/6
La Banderita 27.5 oz corn tortillas 1.29 - Until 4/30

Like I said, very crazy and confusing!  As soon as I have a chance to brave it again and record dates, I will!